7 things

Pug Life follower Leslee at Fresh-Cut Flowers has tagged me to do this. As pyramid schemes go, it seemed harmless enough, so I'll play along.

Seven things I want to do before I die:

• Gain enormous wealth
• Use it to build the Dogloo compound
• See the world
• Write a book
• Establish an autonomous pug homeland under my authoritarian rule
• Erect giant monuments to myself in every city of the pug empire
• Retire to my harem

Seven things I cannot do:

• Vote
• Dunk a basketball
• Turn a door knob
• Understand advanced calculus
• Understand cats
• Bench press (my legs don't bend that way)
• Resist the temptation of rawhide

Seven things that attract me to the ladies of my harem:

• Their silky-smooth fur
• Their sexy barks
• Those puppy dog eyes
• Their compassion
• The aroma of their hindquarters
• Their cooking ability
• Their undying devotion to me

Seven things I say most often:

• God willing
• Peace be upon you
• Rawhide
• Milkbone
• Donate
• Harem
• Ruff

Seven books or authors I love:

• The Quran
• Mark Twain
• The Satanic Verses (favorite for burning)
• Mario Puzo
• Bootlegger's Boy by Barry Switzer
• Our Dumb Century by The Onion
• George Orwell

Seven movies I watch over and over again:

• The Adventures of Milo and Otis
• Airplane!
• Training Day
• Ocean's Eleven
• Full Metal Jacket
• Spies Like Us
• That movie with Jay Leno and Mr. Miyagi

Seven people or dogs I want to join in, too:

• The first seven who read this and haven't already made a list