Miss 2007

Beauty is a precarious trace that eternity causes to appear to us and that it takes away from us. A manifestation of eternity, and a sign of death as well. Often it seems to me to be an evil flower of nothingness, or else the cry of the world as it dies, or a desperate, sumptuous prayer.

EUGENE IONESCO, Present Past / Past Present

The beautiful things of the earth become more dear as they elude pursuit.

THOMAS HARDY, Desperate Remedies

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

MARGARET HUNGERFORD, Molly Bawn

A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:

Its loveliness increases; it will never

Pass into nothingness.

JOHN KEATS, Endymion

Inside Maxim's Make-up Room

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
- Sharon Stone

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
- Mae West

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Rodney Dangerfield

It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
- Tallulah Bankhead

Seduction

His eyes have made love to me all evening.
MARGUERITE GAUTIER, Camille (1936)

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip... I'm a sure thing. VIVIAN WARD, Pretty Woman (1990)

Feeling protected is very seductive. ROSE, Shadowboxer (2005)

I suppose that romantic love was invented as a brilliant means of seduction.SIGMUND FREUD, The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, "Vienna, November 1908" (1993)

Mugsy appears on Comedy Central Roast

LOS ANGELES (Variety) -- In perhaps the most bizarre scene on a TV series known for its bizarre moments, Wednesday's Comedy Central Roast of Ayatollah Mugsy became the first such event in which no insults were hurled at the show's guest of honor.


Instead, a host of comedians praised the radical canine cleric for his service to the community and his boundless wisdom. Guinness World Records reported that the broadcast set the record for most uses in an hour of the phrase "that's a good boy!"


Andrew "Dice" Clay started the evening off by offering a rare profanity-free set and then bowing before the pug as he asked if he could shake his hand. The imam held out until Clay fished around in his pocket and found a Snausage to offer. 


Prop comic Carrot Top brought a large chest full of toys and presented them as offerings to the ayatollah, whom he called his "spiritual leader and guiding light." Mugsy nodded graciously and accepted the gifts, which were believed to be bound for his younger brother Wendell. 


Midway through the show, it appeared that comedian Jim Norton would be the first to break the insult barrier. "You know how ugly the ayatollah is?" he asked, before appearing to glance at Mugsy's personal security detail, which included a dozen heavily armed bulldogs. "The ayatollah is ... aw, who am I kidding. This little guy is adorable -- I just want to pat his soft little head!"


Other highlights included Sarah Silverman begging for entrance into the cleric's harem, Craig Robinson performing an original musical composition in honor of Mugsy's appearance and Gilbert Gottfried rubbing the ayatollah's belly for the duration of his four-minute set.

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This post is dedicated to comedian Greg Giraldo, who died Wednesday at age 44.

Amazing Women Photography by Elisabeth Hoff

Elisabeth Hoff has nice exposure and color with her shots. she serious made naomi campbell not look attractive, which look impossible. Other than that she seems to take 1 or 4 or 5 different shots each time. 'Elizabeth Hoff and her husband' were on another planet re prices
as yet Elisabeth had sold no pictures (her own admission when asked)
she had no client list (as was requested earlier) and was giving orders like ............ shows you how the people taking part got it all wrong when they clammered for her work for their 'test' of selling 'art' there were too may luscious lips plastered around the place

Valisere

The Valisere story cannot be told without mentioning the company Le Grant Perrin – long revered as a specialist in exquisite French leather gloves.

When Madam Auguste Perrin founded ‘Grand Perrin 1860’ she created a company that would bring style, elegance and a certain ‘je ne sais quoi’ to women across the globe. Little did she know then that with the launch of Valisere in Grenoble, France in 1913, she would take women’s underwear to a level never seen before.

When Triumph International acquired the brand Valisere in 1991, the company looked back at a long history and a vision that began in the mountains of France with expert craftsmanship in leather and lace.

Super Sexy Mustang Babes

Here you’ll find what you’re really looking for. Mustangs and beautiful women are some of the best things America has to offer. As hot as apple pie, sexy babes and Mustangs are an amazing combination that everyone loves. The art of machine combined with the beauty of a woman creates unspeakable attention. Have you ever seen a pretty girl driving a Mustang? Of course! This classic American heritage is something that should be memorialized. Check out the following pictures below of "Mustang Car babes".You’ll find photos of the hottest Mustang babes here to make you drool on your keyboard.

Hotties Of The Day

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
- Aimee Mullins

Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
- Author Unknown

But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
- Waiter Rant

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal

Nothing makes me happier than dancing. It transforms me. It's the only time I let out what is inside and I feel completely sensual and sexy and alive. I'm obsessed with it.
- Sandra Bullock

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
- Steve Martin

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
- Lynn Lavner