Mugsy announces contest winners

Happy Valentine's Day, beloved congregants of Pug Life Ministries. As Cupid fires his tasty rawhide arrows, I now present to you the winners of our Valentine's Day Haiku Contest, along with some other notable entries. Thank you to all who submitted poems for this noble endeavor. It was a fine field of entries, and judging was most difficult. The top two finishers may send me their mailing addresses to receive prizes.

FIRST PLACE

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"Ayatollah Pug"

Infidel slayer

Barking the word of Allah

With breath of rawhide

- JMG

SECOND PLACE

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Aloft Texas Winds
Hearts Soar With Admiration
Mugsy So Deserves

- Eagle

HONORABLE MENTION

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Such is the Great Mugs
Faithful will even eat bugs
For the love of Mugs

- Gypsy Rose

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"The Dream"

Pugistan, Rawhide

Nation, led by fierce Mugsy

From his Dogloo mosque

- JMG

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"Justice"

Infidel Blue Bull

Suffered wrath; pug hung him out

On banana hook

- JMG

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"Enlightenment"

Panty raids lead to

Jailtime conversion, pug once

Bad now enlightened

- JMG

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Italian stallion

humping Venus De Milo

Mugsy arrested

- Nevis

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Your heavy breathing
makes you unsuitable for
hide-and-seek, but cute

- Mugsy's Mother

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my brother also
makes a very nice pillow
for afternoon naps

- Wendell

NOT QUITE A HAIKU, BUT STILL WORTHY OF RECOGNITION

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Ayatollah, I have a mole-a.

Only you can heal it.

Stike a pose, wave your wand,

and I shall be whole-a...

- Rusty

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Ayatollah Mugsy sizzles

rain or shine

plentiful rawhide

jessica simpson

in short mini

Great Mugsy the leader

blesses his flock

hot harem

graces the world

leading the way

- Cleveland