As mother brushed me, I thought back to history's greatest artistic achievements. Renaissance master Michelangelo putting the finishing touches on the sculpted physique of his magnificent David statue. Czech painter Alphonse Mucha, after 18 years of dedication, climbing down his stepladder for the last time to admire his newly completed Slav Epic series. Justin Bieber laying down the backing vocals on his hit song Baby.
As mother plucked the fur from my brush, I knew that I was about to top them all. The medium was entirely new. The arrangements were painstaking. The final results, spectacular.
Behold my new series of fur-on-magazine masterpieces, and know that a framed, signed, one-of-a-kind photo of any of them can be yours for only $75, plus shipping and handling.
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| "Col. Harry Potter, Southern Gentleman" |
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| "Brush with Greatness" |
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| "True Fuzz" |
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| "Katy Furry" |
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| "THE Ohio State Unabomber" |
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| "Oprah Jesus" |
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| "Two Guys, Some Fur and a Pizza Place" |
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