Friday, January 11, 2008

Monitoring the faithful

As members of the Armed Revolutionary Forces were conducting a routine search of your home (do not be alarmed; it is for your own protection), they came across an unacceptably grimy computer screen. Don't you ever clean that thing? As we all know, cleanliness is next to dogliness. So the ministry has made arrangements to have your monitor properly scrubbed. Please follow the link below at your earliest convenience.

CLICK HERE TO INITIATE AUTOMATED MONITOR-CLEANING PROGRAM

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