I owe it all to you

Dear readers, I came to you several months ago with an appeal. Now, I have discovered that our hard work has paid off. If you visit this site and scroll down a bit, you will see that I am now, officially, the hottest pug in the universe. Thank you all for your support; it is almost humbling. To show the depths of my gratitude, I will soon declare a national holiday in your honor. But please remember to keep those 10s coming. The margin between first and second place is a thin one, and I'm still hoping to reach a 9.2. With your help, God willing, we will achieve all our goals.