Dick Cheney
Undisclosed Location
Washington, D.C. 20500
Dear Mr. Vice President,
It is with great regret that I must cancel the quail-hunting engagement we had planned for this weekend. Unfortunately, some unexpected mosque business has come up that I must attend to. But do not cancel your plans on my account; I have arranged for our mutual friend Mohamed ElBaradei to take my place. Please give the hunting dogs my best regards, and tell them that I am praying for their safety.
Sincerely,
Mugsy
Supreme Ayatollah
Pug Life Ministries
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