Sunday, November 27, 2005

7 things

Pug Life follower Leslee at Fresh-Cut Flowers has tagged me to do this. As pyramid schemes go, it seemed harmless enough, so I'll play along.

Seven things I want to do before I die:

  • Gain enormous wealth
  • Use it to build the Dogloo compound
  • See the world
  • Write a book
  • Establish an autonomous pug homeland under my authoritarian rule
  • Erect giant monuments to myself in every city of the pug empire
  • Retire to my harem

Seven things I cannot do:

  • Vote
  • Dunk a basketball
  • Turn a door knob
  • Understand advanced calculus
  • Understand cats
  • Bench press (my legs don't bend that way)
  • Resist the temptation of rawhide

Seven things that attract me to the ladies of my harem:

  • Their silky-smooth fur
  • Their sexy barks
  • Those puppy dog eyes
  • Their compassion
  • The aroma of their hindquarters
  • Their cooking ability
  • Their undying devotion to me

Seven things I say most often:

  • God willing
  • Peace be upon you
  • Rawhide
  • Milkbone
  • Donate
  • Harem
  • Ruff

Seven books or authors I love:

  • The Quran
  • Mark Twain
  • The Satanic Verses (favorite for burning)
  • Mario Puzo
  • Bootlegger's Boy by Barry Switzer
  • Our Dumb Century by The Onion
  • George Orwell

Seven movies I watch over and over again:

  • The Adventures of Milo and Otis
  • Airplane!
  • Training Day
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • Spies Like Us
  • That movie with Jay Leno and Mr. Miyagi

Seven people or dogs I want to join in, too:

  • The first seven who read this and haven't already made a list

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